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Great new Holiday Movies coming out this Season... Not!

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The Comedy Christmas spirit is already spreading! Check out our link at Comedy DVDs, where you can browse and buy the newest and bestselling Comedy DVDs, read expert reviews and catch up on the latest comedy films and comedy standup DVDs.

Stay tuned for some new Holiday comedy shorts coming this season!

FREE COMEDY CHRISTMAS MP3'S

FREE CHRISTMAS COMEDY MP3'S RIGHT HERE! TRUST ME YOU'LL GET A GOOD LAUGH.

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We Three Queens
The BiPolar Express
A Not So Wonderful Life
Dr. Rose Holiday Fart Pads
Christmas is Cancelled
A Nude Christmas Carol
Happy F*ckin New Year
Sermon of the Mount
SANTA'S CRACK CD ON iTUNES

HOLDAY SONG FROM SPACE HIPPIE

LISTEN TO THE NEW HOLIDAY SONG - Submitted by Glenn "the space hippie"

submit your own funny stuff to gene@damagecontrolonline.com

HOLIDAY AND CHRISTMAS SONG DOWNLOAD FOR FREE

A NEW HOLIDAY SONG FROM DAMAGE CONTROL "WE THREE QUEENS" (OR QUEERS)! GAY FRIEND TESTED AND APPROVED. CLICK THE NIFTY PHOTO ABOVE TO PLAY OR RIGHT CLICK AND "SAVE TARGET AS" TO DOWNLOAD FOR FREE!

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Hey kids it's the world's best comedy Christmas site (yeh right). Anyway check out the free mp3's below and links to other funny Christmas stuff.

Christmas is almost here. If you want some FREE holiday comedy mp3's scroll down and download some of our classics. You can also listen to our stuff on XM, college radio and on your Sprint cellular. Go to http://www.damagecontrolonline.com/ for tons more free mp3's including the new Christmas short BIPOLAR EXPRESS. Look for new Holiday mp3's coming in the next two weeks. Oh and check out our CD's at http://www.cdbaby.com/ or http://www.laugh.com/

Christmas is almost here. If you want some free holiday comedy mp3's scroll down and download some of our classics for free. You can also listen to our stuff on XM, college radio and on your Sprint cellular. Go to www.damagecontrolonline.com for tons more free mp3's including the new Christmas short BIPOLAR EXPRESS. Look for new Holiday mp3's coming in the next two weeks. Oh and check out our CD's at www.cdbaby.com or www.laugh.com

FRED CLAUS - The new Vince Vaughn and Paul Giamatti movie is set to be released on November 9th. Unlike most wretched films of Christmas past, this movie looks very promising. The basic storyline involves St. Nicks older brother Fred, who's spent his entire life living in Santa's very large shadow and is now way down on his luck. Nicholas agrees to help Fred out financially if he comes to the North Pole to work in Santa's Toy Shop. For more info visit this link http://fredclaus.warnerbros.com/ Also look for new DAMAGE CONTROL holiday comedy shorts coming soon. Our new CD The Adventures of Johnny Buttnut is also available all over the net. Home page for the crew is http://www.damagecontrolonline.com/

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SANTA vs. FROSTY!

OK kids Christmas is almost here and that means there is plenty that can be made fun of. Here's a list of new Holiday comedy sketches we are working on: Bi Polar Express, Transexual Orchestra (Trans Siberian Parody)

OK kids could there be a sequel in the works! I smell something funny!

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This is an animation of our most popular MP3. (audio written in 1993). Enjoy!

SANTA vs FROSTY ANIMATION (FLASH)

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SANTA vs FROSTY PART ONE

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What's up kiddies the holidays are coming up. Don't forget to check out the CD "Santa's Crack" at www.cdbaby.com - It's our attempt to capture the magic of the that old Cheech and Chong Christmas comedy "Santa Clause and His Old Lady"

Anyone know what happened to the David Spade Christmas movie that was supposed to come out? It's gone and not a word about it! You can submit content or links to gene@damagecontrolonline.com - Don't worry we don't spam people.

TOP TEN HOLIDAY COMEDY AUDIO SKITS AND SONGS

1 - Cheech and Chong - Santa Claus and His Old Lady
2 - Adam Sandler - Channaka Song
3 - Bob and Doug McKenzie - 12 Days of Christmas
4 - I Farted in Santa's Lap
5 - Bill Murray and Gilda Radner - Evil Santa
6 - Jill Sebole - Merry Christmas from the Family
7 - The Puddles - Good Enough for You
8 - Santa vs Frosty - Damage Control
9 - make suggestions... this is hard!

FREE COMEDY CHRISTMAS MP3'S!

WONDERFUL LIFE

HAPPY F*CKING NEW YEAR

HOLIDAY FART PADS (SANTA'S CRACK CD)

SAL'S GRINCHY CHRISTMAS ( SANTA'S CRACK CD)

Our attempt to capture the magic of Cheech and Chong - Santa Claus and His Old Lady.

Don't forget to purchase your copy of The Damage Control's classic Christmas CD called "Santa's Crack" - Hey it's got a picture a Mr. Claus with his breeches down. What could be funnier... don't answer that!

LINKS TO CHRISTMAS COMEDY AND JOKE WEBSITES

http://www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/jokes/
http://www.goofydave.com/christmas.htm
http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/bs16/Jokes-christmas.html
http://www.quotesandjokes.com/jokes/christmas.html
http://www.xmas-jokes.com/
http://www.santas.net/christmasjokes.htm
http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Christmas/
http://www.ahajokes.com/christmas_jokes.html
http://www.emailsanta.com/jokes_Christmas.htm
http://www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/jokes/general.htm
http://www.jokesandhumor.com/Christmas_Jokes/
http://members.tripod.com/~newyearseve/jokes.html
http://mike_mcqueen.tripod.com/xmas.html
http://www.rumela.com/events/christmas_jokes_qa.htm

BEST CHRISTMAS COMEDY MOVIES OF ALL TIME

Christmas Vacation

A Christmas Story

ELF

Bad Santa

The Ref

A Muppet Christmas Carol

It's A Wonderful Life

The Horn Blows at Midnight

Dr. Suess How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Trapped in Paradise (Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz)

It's Christmas comedy and jokes! Hello kiddies and welcome to the new comedychristmas.com - This is where you will find all your Holiday related comedy jokes. Feel free to submit jokes to us so we can post them. The e-mail is www.gene@damagecontrolonline.com - Don't forget to Check out Santa's Crack by Damage Control Comdey Crew at www.MSNmusic.com or www.mp3tunes.com - also available at www.itunes.com

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